On Monday a judge in Britney Spear’s custody case ordered both Britney and Kevin Federline to adhere to a long list of rules in order to prevent their sons from becoming the loser/train wrecks their parents have become. The list includes :
The exes cannot make derogatory statements about each other.
Each party is restrained from using corporal punishment with the children or allowing anyone else to.
Both parents must complete the “Parenting Without Conflict” program.
Meet with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week. The coach is to observe her parenting skills and her interaction with her sons and provide Federline with a written progress report by October 22.
The judge singled Spears out as a “habitual user of alcohol and controlled substances” and ordered her to “undergo testing for controlled substances and alcohol. The testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times, and the results will be forwarded to the court.”
Unfortunately the judge didn’t include an order to Britney to get off her ass and do decent work. That and order K Fed to refrain from releasing any rap albums.
Ah well, maybe he’ll get to that in the next hearing.
You know what, I think nothing short of her actually losing custody of her children will change her behavior now.