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All About Kate

On Sunday, August 26th, actor Owen Wilson attempted to take his own life. The media has been going into a frenzy since that day trying outdo each other in their tacky coverage of this tragic incident.

The winner is Us Weekly. They titled their cover story “Kate’s Nightmare” , giving a tiny little line about the person who’s actually living the nightmare. How is it “Kate’s Nightmare”? Was she the one dealing with depression and addiction? Was it Kate that slashed her wrists with a knife and downed a bottle of pills? I’m not a fan of Kate Hudson. I’m no fan of movies centering around blond women bouncing up and down playing some goofy hippie chick. However, it’s clear that this is not about Kate Hudson. Owen Wilson is a man dealing with serious emotional issues. I’m sure breaking up with someone is painful but I doubt the breakup was the sole reason for his suicide attempt.

If anyone actually cares about Owen Wilson you won’t buy this bullshit magazine or any tabloids for that matter. Give the man what he asked for, which is to respect his privacy. Let him get his life together, let him heal in peace. And for God’s sake stop watching Kate Hudson movies.

Ok, that last one was about me. But seriously, her movies suck!

Credit: Us Weekly


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Behavior that got Brtiney Spears labeled a tramp by Us Weekly get’s Kate Hudson a much different headline.

Both women have kids, both “dated” soon after separating from their husbands. Yet one’s a tramp and another’s a sweetheart.

This is a pic taken recently of Kate Hudson and her latest boy toy. Some unfunny comedian named Dax Shepard. The two were spotted enjoying ” a steamy summer trip.”

Perhaps I’m totally wrong about the double standard. Maybe if Kate was wearing a hat while swimming this would be labeled a “tramp-age.”


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 Us Weekly magazine posted an article for their latest cover. The target this week… Britney Spears.

Now, I’m not the biggest supporter of Britney Spears. She has horrible taste in men, clothes, and did I mention men?

But just reading the first line alone of Us Weekly’s article had me rolling my eyes and jumping to defend her.

Britney Spears is on a tramp-age!

This from the magazine that helped make a dog abusing, racist, club hopping hotel heiress a household name. They exploit and promote promiscuity and racklessness. Yet, they label Britney Spears a “tramp”? Perhaps she should have given an indepth interview to Us Weekly, kissed Janice Min’s ass, and weeped Aniston-style throughout. Perhaps then she’d get the approval of such a high-minded and moralistic magazine.


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Also: Us Readers should have better taste in magazines.  

Britney Spears

According to Us Weekly, their readers are starting to have real doubts that a pole dancing, head shaving, chicken eater can properly raise children.

Though many haven’t completely given up hope that Britney Spears can turn things around, 43% of you think it’s time for Kevin Federline to get the kids.

On Aug. 1, Kaplan himself told Us, “All of these things that come out [about Britney], if true, are things that would concern me…[Federline’s] desire is that these kids have a chance to grow up free, in as normal an environment as possible.

Normal enviornment? This is Britney and Kevin we’re talking about, right?

I think the best way to solve this is to just hand the kids over to Brad and Angelina. Their wardrobe alone would improve.

Although that would open them up to constant accusations from Us readers that they stole the kids thus depriving Jennifer Aniston the opportunity to adopt them.


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