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On Monday a judge in Britney Spear’s custody case ordered both Britney and Kevin Federline to adhere to a long list of rules in order to prevent their sons from becoming the loser/train wrecks their parents have become. The list includes :

The exes cannot make derogatory statements about each other.

Each party is restrained from using corporal punishment with the children or allowing anyone else to.

Both parents must complete the “Parenting Without Conflict” program.

Meet with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week. The coach is to observe her parenting skills and her interaction with her sons and provide Federline with a written progress report by October 22.

The judge singled Spears out as a “habitual user of alcohol and controlled substances” and ordered her to “undergo testing for controlled substances and alcohol. The testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times, and the results will be forwarded to the court.”

Unfortunately the judge didn’t include an order to Britney to get off her ass and do decent work. That and order K Fed to refrain from releasing any rap albums.

Ah well, maybe he’ll get to that in the next hearing.

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Britney Spears's Manager Quits | Britney Spears

Britney Spears is off to one shitty week. Her manager, according to Us Weekly and People.com has dumped the “singer” months before her album is set to release. “It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears…We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record, but current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best.”

Translation: “This girl is a train wreck and we want nothing to do with this mess.” If that wasn’t enough Brit Brit’s lawyer Laura Wasser also jumped ship, stepping down as her lawyer. “I don’t want anyone to perceive that we’re dumping Britney.”

Good luck with that.

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